This month's award winner and recipient of our ire and vitriol, is Gaia (yes he's a bloke and German too!) and not forgetting his dreadful girlfriend, an evil variation on the Deutsche ice maiden theme.
Gaia's lineage descends from short-ass troll Isaac Shapiro (who is actually more famous for beating up his ex-wife's lover in Lucknow than his so called spiritual teaching. Last time Shapiro was in Tiru 3 years ago, he got an invite to see Kalki and became a deeksha junkie and has never been back since).
We don't know anyone who has actually been to Gaia's satsang but he's put a lot of colour posters up and has stacked up lots of pamphlets which look lonely and forlorn in internet cafe entrances. His girlfriend is a real deal über bitch who wears her attitude like a strap-on at a dyke's orgy and that's when she's being nice! She must have been spawned from the same alien pod that Benita and Katrina Von Sass slimed out of (they're the 2 spoilt harridans who turned John de Ruiter into such a polygamous figure of fun!) His retreats look like a barrel of laughs too as punters can and I quote: "Deeply give your attention to ESSENCE for a few days, this is supported by ESSENCIAL healing (is this a German pun?) and Feldenkrais! Retreats take place in specially chosen seminar houses with WEALTHY food and nice atmosphere!" We suspect this means that Madam will have ethnically cleansed all the smelly poor people in the vicinity, using their bones as fertiliser for her rather splendid flower arrangements!
Gaia please, we have enough idiots selling bullshit in Tiru already. There is no job vacancy ... Do us all a favour and bugger off back to the Fatherland and take your harpy with you too!