Saturday, June 16, 2012

Bonfire of the vanities

It doesn't rain, it pours. Or in the case of Paramahamsa Nithyananda, verily it doth piss down!

One minute he's a Hindu porn star, next he's claiming inability as he's really a girl. Yes, it gets down and dirty and then it dissolves into a quagmire of confusion. Is he in jail or is it protective custody for his own safety? With good ol' Nithy it's through a glass darkly all the way. Life Bliss Technology has become a pseudonym for a right crock of crap ... The burning question is of course how he managed to climb to the position of World Number 1 Spiritual Leader (well, according to his site anyway), after his embarrassing fall last year. A veritable phoenix risen from the ashes or maybe better, a toad that crawled from the mud! Is the CIA behind it, the Great White Brotherhood, what is Richard Clarke's role, is it a false flag operation etc, etc ...

Just when we thought this relentlessly ambitious bullshit artist had emerged unscathed from the morass of scandal that threatened to destroy him - having just bagged one of the highest positions in Hinduism (God knows how big a bribe that needed!) - suddenly he nosedives back into the pigshit again. This is a modern day Messiah in all his glory, a veritable avatar for the collapse of the consumer society. I asked our resident Holy Hermaphrodite Sister Klaus for an opinion on the difference between Nithyananda and Madhukar:

Hmm, I don't see anything different between these 2 crooks, apart from how one is cheating thousands, the other millions. But they use the same method of luring their victims into the web of their charms (?!) Consume them and then spit them out. They are both crazy about power over other people. They are politicians; the lowest form of the human species!