Saturday, June 16, 2012

Bonfire of the vanities


It doesn't rain, it pours. Or in the case of Paramahamsa Nithyananda, verily it doth piss down!

One minute he's a Hindu porn star, next he's claiming inability as he's really a girl. Yes, it gets down and dirty and then it dissolves into a quagmire of confusion. Is he in jail or is it protective custody for his own safety? With good ol' Nithy it's through a glass darkly all the way. Life Bliss Technology has become a pseudonym for a right crock of crap ... The burning question is of course how he managed to climb to the position of World Number 1 Spiritual Leader (well, according to his site anyway), after his embarrassing fall last year. A veritable phoenix risen from the ashes or maybe better, a toad that crawled from the mud! Is the CIA behind it, the Great White Brotherhood, what is Richard Clarke's role, is it a false flag operation etc, etc ...

Just when we thought this relentlessly ambitious bullshit artist had emerged unscathed from the morass of scandal that threatened to destroy him - having just bagged one of the highest positions in Hinduism (God knows how big a bribe that needed!) - suddenly he nosedives back into the pigshit again. This is a modern day Messiah in all his glory, a veritable avatar for the collapse of the consumer society. I asked our resident Holy Hermaphrodite Sister Klaus for an opinion on the difference between Nithyananda and Madhukar:

Hmm, I don't see anything different between these 2 crooks, apart from how one is cheating thousands, the other millions. But they use the same method of luring their victims into the web of their charms (?!) Consume them and then spit them out. They are both crazy about power over other people. They are politicians; the lowest form of the human species!



88 comments:

  1. Brilliant, Kevji.

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  2. Before we take off, some essential reading on Nithyananda .

    nithyananda-cult.blogspot.com
    A detailed, funny and uptodate attack on the swami’s atrocities, brilliant.

    guruphiliac.blogspot.com/2009/.../nithyanandas-little-asuras-play.ht.
    A warning for Kevinanda.

    http://innerawakening.org
    Nithyananda’s glossy magazine on how to be happily cheated and pay for it.
    But be carefull, by clicking on the link you get the warning that this site may harm your computer. Oh, how creepy…….

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  3. It's a shame Nithyananda sullied his namesake from Ganeshpuri who was one of the last genuine articles on the ever shrinking spiritual firmanent.

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  4. Yes this Chi-ting site doth make me laugh out loud ... and then this ... too, below:

    The non-refundable deposit amount is 175 €.

    UPDATE:
    Because the space is limited, and to eliminate payment issues as a reason why people cannot secure a place, we will introduce a simple two-step registration process for this retreat. More information is on the Registration page on the website. Please note that this retreat will be a SILENT RETREAT.

    ORIGINAL EMAIL:
    Online Registration for the July 2012 Monte Sahaja Camping Retreat opens on: Tuesday, 12th June at 2pm Portugal Time

    Dear Friends,

    The online registration for the 18th-25th July 2012 retreat at Monte Sahaja opens on Tuesday, 12th June at 2pm Portugal time. Space is limited for this retreat.

    A 175 € non-refundable deposit will be required to secure your place. During the registration process, you can make the payment using Paypal or your credit card. We recommend that you create a Paypal account before registration opens on Tuesday. Please check the Payment section of the registration page before Tuesday, as we will add a "bank transfer" payment option if possible. We are researching this option. For more information about online registration, click here. Pricing and housing information for this retreat can be found here.

    Monte Sahaja is beautiful and we expect for those staying on the land to be very comfortable. However we want you to know you must be reasonably fit to attend a retreat at Monte Sahaja. The land is hilly and for some of the accommodations, you may have to walk up and down many steps to get to the toilet. If you have physical limitations, we suggest you come to the 13th-21st September retreat at Zmar in Portugal.

    ** Please note that anyone who wishes to participate in the Seva Program (11th-30th July) must also register for the retreat as soon as the online registration opens. To find out how to apply for the Seva Program, click here.

    Om Shanti, Mooji Team

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  5. I wonder if that great leviathan of self enquiry, Mooji, will be sharing the external toilet facilities. Being such a great man of the people, he will obviously want to share the hardships of his devotees. One can imagine his nocturnal grunting as he staggers up the rocky hill to service his leaky prostate ...

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  6. Sister ...

    Page not found

    Sorry, the page you were looking for in the blog Guruphiliac does not exist. Go to blog homepage.

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  7. There were always so many "sons of Siva" in Tiruvannamalai. I will never forget first walking by the compound of Nithyananda and seeing that huge lingam he built, taller even than Arunachala. A testament to his colossal ego. It was always so obvious that he was a fake. And yet thousands fell for it. You only had to look at his books to tell that he could never have written them himself and this was a superb racket - highly organized by someone in America - to make as much money as possible. Who was funding him? There were some big names attached to him. They should go too.

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  8. Yesterday I looked again at the Girivalam blog

    http://www.arunachala-girivalam.blogspot.ca/2012/06/do-not-do-girivalam-on-inner-path.html

    and there was a new, rather silly, article on why you should not walk on the innerpath as it would disturb the mountain-spirits and demi-gods, who are not happy with intruders. They even stopped Richard the Buffoon making a new path across the hill. Poor man, even Arunachala is against him.

    http://richardarunachala.wordpress.com/2011/05/28/path-across-arunachala-delayed-by-mountain-spirits

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  9. Sister: I love your hair and how everybody and everything bugs you.

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  10. Dear Anon,
    What can I do, I am a bugger, sometimes silly, sometimes clever. Born to bug. That's why everything bugs me. I just follow my prarabda ...

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  11. It's not very wise to impersonate the Sister. For starters wearing that kinky lederhosen in the summer heat must be totally insufferable. And then there is the threat of becoming collateral damage. All that living in fear, waiting for the moment when the real Sister tracks you down and grabs you by the gonads!

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  12. Chill out homies. Mooji ain't coming near "your" precious Arunachala. So you can't blame him that you are outta luck wid the local honeys. Why your jealousy extend all the way to Portugal? You should count yourself lucky that he's doing so well over there.

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  13. What, an advocate for the fat fraudster? I hope you're getting a cut of the action. But it sounds like you are too braindead to notice!

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  14. Shopping in sweaty downtown Tiru about 7 years ago, behind the vegetable market, I passed a gate. Inside I saw maybe a thousand people dressed in orange and white, happily dancing to loud Tamil pop music. Curious, I went inside and immediately spotted the young Swami sitting on a slightly raised platform, clapping his hands and singing along, with a wonderful smile on his shining face. There was an amazing atmosphere of joy and bliss. I felt I was back in Pune 1 and for a while I danced happily along with the all-Indian crowd. Later I learned he was the new rising star of Tiruvannamalai: some called him the new Ramana Maharshi.

    How could I know that this man would turn out to be one of the worst frauds in the spiritual world, deluding and deceiving millions of people? A monster obsessed with power and sex, craving wealth, nicknamed The Werewolf of Tiruvannamalai. He looked so innocent and happy then. What happened to him? Maybe Goethe has the answer ...

    P.S. As for the Pseudo Sister - as Kevji said - be careful. I have a very long and nasty arm when I want.

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  15. Fraudulent swamis attract fraudulent followers. Don't worry if you are not in the all-Indian crowd, be happy

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  16. What happened to the innocent and happy Nity? - well foreigners appeared on his doorstep. That is why my guru has a no foreigner policy.

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  17. In deference to your all reaching long nasty and feisty arm, let me confide in you that the racy, zany and salacious gossip format, as well as your creative flair has come to the attention of Uncle Rupert Moor-doc. He is considering a replacement for the defunct News of the World - and the content definitely makes the grade ... What if KEVINANDA accepts the irrefusable offer from Uncle and runs off with his stash???

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  18. In the immortal words of Mark Stewart and The Pop Group in their 1979 punk/funk classic: "We are all prostitutes!"

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  19. Have a good laugh at the robotic, zombi bastard son of Madhukar (in German):

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZlaK0hOhtA

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  20. If your guru is afraid of foreigners then he has attained only nationalism

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  21. Doesn't matter if my guru has attained only nationalism - you can narrow it down still further to Hinduism - atleast we get to do real sadhana rather than be embroiled in problems that only foreigners can create. Look around and see for yourself. You can't change history.

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  22. Titu-Nithyananda mentions his frequent visits as a schoolboy to Annamalai Swami which were instrumental in his spiritual unfoldment. He obviously harboured grand fancies early on at outshining one of Ramana's last remaining luminaries. He certainly succeeded in fooling not only those meant to be fooled - but others submitted to it blindly, cheerfully and magnanimously - opening their wallets and catering for his grim indulgences. The conjecture of Richard Clarke's involvement is not that far fetched in the light of him being on the guest list and attending a birthday party of a Tamil political heavyweight called Stalin (the son of the then incumbent Chief Minister). However I do have reservations about him participating in the infamous bed-in that precipitated Nithyananda's downfall.

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  23. Dear Sister,
    Don't be angry. I love you so much, just wanted to help you out with writing a nice comment, which must be more and more difficult at your old age. Everyday I pose near the ashram, hoping to spot you between the few local foreigners who are there now, but the ones who are eligible are all ugly phonies. Can you not give me a small hint about your identity? Soon it is my birthday: a date with you would be such a superb present. With admiration and love ...

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  24. But the original problem was with INDIANS before the foreigners even came along. Weak, corrupt, greedy. Divisive. Oh yeah, and nationalist too.

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  25. It has come to the attention of the Chi-Ting Committee of Moral Health, that Sister Klaus and an ardent admirer have soiled these sacred comments with their unnatural lust. This is not a dating agency. This blog is an assault on fixation in all its forms. Where you react is where you're stuck. In this rather unfortunate case, it's a quick bit of cottaging in a public toilet with George Michael. GEDDIT?!

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  26. Sister,Klaus
    You fuckin’ moron, this is not a dating site! If you have anything to say about dirty Nithya or other satsang clowns, just say it, whatever bullshit it is. I am not impressed by your slimy, pathetic attempt to get laid. You must be an ardent follower of that bloated Crowley freak Steve Woodman (or Ibn al Haq in his wet dreams) who once demanded my services. He is still depressed and pissed off by my rejection. As for a hint, du Scheiss Schwachsinnige; is the picture on the right not enough identity? You want also my fingerprints? (However, I have to admit that I disguise myself sometimes as a well-known local foreigner, just for fun). Or are you simply blind? In that case I can recommend the Ramana Maharshi Eye Hospital for a check-up. The doctor there is one of my favorite customers.

    And for the record, I do handicapped customers (including Nithyananda) for half price and throw in the long and nasty arm act for free ...

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  27. OK, Indians are "Weak, corrupt, greedy. Divisive. Oh yeah, and nationalist too." Since you know that, don't come.

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  28. If you need to check wether Nityananda`s followers intentions align with their actions (one of the many benefits outlined on their website), just take a stroll from the Pradakshina Road along the path that leads to the Kannappa Temple. This path has become the rubbish dump of Nityananda`s compound. As you near the steps of Kannappa you will be greeted by shrill barks from the guard dogs over the fence, just to remind you that there is no turning back to a more tranquil time when women felt safe to come alone here to just sit quietly. The general demise of Kannappa is witness to a total disregard and disrespect by the new neighbours who, far from being thankful to the gods for such good fortune, take no actions to preserve the sanctity of a much more sacred ground than their own. In short, their misdemeanour has brought upon them problems a thousand fold. Each day that this lesson of humility and respect for the gods is not learnt means another day in hell for their leader, who in his ignorance has chosen to pursue worldly attentions and has neglected the attentiveness to detail which will bring about his ruin like all those before him who defied the gods. For behold, those who make themselves in the image of the gods and who worship false gods shall surely perish along with their flock. They will hasten their end and all those who falsely believe in them.

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  29. Kudos for the above comment. I share the apocalyptic tone of its latter part, as the scale of their transgression and unmatched hubris puts them in the category of the worst Asuras of the age ... To slice off a chunk of Arunachala for their venal monetary ends deserves all the wrath of Durga. A pox on their leader, his henchmen and all corrupt enablers.

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  30. richard clarke crows about 5 lakh door knocks......his anodyne PAGE may be popular,but anyone with a modicum of dicernment would not care for the NICETIES he dishes out,and thanks to kevinanda we have a slaughterhouse for such sacredly held notions, views,and opinions as are being trotted out ad nauseum not only by clarke,but by most others.kevji's web-page is neither populist,neither seeks or aims at tawdry popularity...

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  31. Maybe Richard Clarke is not perfect, neither are you. Atleast he gets up wanting to do good, you get up wondering not who to knock down (because you have no discrimination) but how you can knock down others.

    I wonder who is Arunachala going to favour Richard or you - that is such a hard question to answer. Remember when you point a finger at someone, there are three pointing back at you.

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  32. Favoritism is not the modus-operandi of arunachala.since no human can fathom arunachala's mysteries,we cannot impose our projections on him Ramana referred to it as inscrutable,beyond human speculations,,a most apt description.

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  33. Again silly conversations about that insignificant of RC. Maybe Kevji should interview the great man and ask him the real motive behind his monkey business and if he really expects a reward from Arunachala (?!) so that the pros and cons can have a wonderful time beating each other up in a game of Punch and Judy. And instead of contaminating Arunachala with useless paths, perhaps he could clean up the mess the devotees of his buddy Nithyananda made in the Kannappa Kovil lane. Maybe Garbage Gal Bobby could assist him, she likes cleaning up.

    Meanwhile, Nithyananda in another court case ... In his new abode in Madurai it seems he has been putting psychotropic drugs in holy water: now why would he do such a thing? Is something holy not enough? But I am sure he will pay them off again, his US devotees supply him with more than enough cash to stay in the saddle. Bloody Yanks, as if they don't cause enough trouble destroying the world ...

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  34. Ramana Maharishi was a rare combination of maturity and ripeness, such that was made manifest in Prahlad, Vyasa and Nachiketas. In Ramana's case there was no embarking on a volitional quest for Self knowledge. Neither was the event of mid July 1896 a premeditated exercise in Self inquiry. SUDDENLY and INEXPLICABLY, the 16 year old was gripped by fear of IMMINENT death, he plunged within, and (here's the mystery) emerged permanently transformed ... All deliberations concerning Self inquiry, Self knowledge, moksha, liberation, bondage etc, were SUBSEQUENT - and a departure from Ramana's great (where words fail) silence. ... He was a supreme case of an EXEMPLIFIER of the teaching, rather then a teacher in the conventional sense of the term.

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  35. Yes, yes, thanks for (re)telling us the story though I do like your comment. Ramana didn't need any practices or methods, it just happened. No deeksha, no yoga, no meditating, no going to a human guru, no studying of the scriptures, no entering special lineages - funny how all the gurus offering practices seem to have forgotten this and even funnier how all the nutjob Traditional Advaitins jeer at the Neo Advaitins (who they made up) for saying in essence "no method" or that a practice is not necessary. The Guru is not necessary, period. But a seeker may go to a Guru and appear to become enlightened after doing practices, nevertheless. This is why Ramana also didn't hesitate to recommend Self inquiry HIMSELF to others. You left that bit out ...

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  36. Goodness gracious! for once I can agree with Firefly Anon. I, too, think Richard Clark should start a program to clean up the Tiru area, if the area around Nity needs cleaning up immediately, so be it. Maybe he can clean out Nity himself or atleast dry up his money sources so he doesn't create so much trouble.

    What about the traffic in Tiru? Do you think Richard could do something about it? I am scared to cross the road opposite Ramanasramam. As for Girivalam forget it. I am not going to compete with lorries, buses and SUVs on that narrow path. Richard do something about it. What bugs me even more is that they turn off the street lights when it is still dark. Maybe the night watchman's shift should end after the sun rises and well up in the sky. What do you all think?

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  37. To clarify. I don't want Richard to start another inner path but to get the vehicular traffic off the girivalam outer path. Maybe vehicles can use an outer road or something.

    Have you all noticed there is no safe way to walk to the main temple from Ramanasramam. A safe pathway or that road sans any kind of traffic would be good.

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  38. Gauri, when you say a devotee appears to become enlightened after practices ... the word APPEAR may suggest that it is not bona fide (false) and therefore the devotee is not enlightened. If I misread it, please correct me.

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  39. Hello, yes, when I said someone "appears" to become enlightened I meant more, how the enlightened being is an appearance (simultaneously real and unreal) - rather than it being a case of someone not being enlightened. This is because after separation passes, there isn't really such a thing as enlightenment or an enlightened being (since there isn't truly any absolutely existent entity or thing) - it just seems that way. Thanks!

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  40. SIMULTANEOUSLY real and unreal ... It doesn't sit well with the average conditioned reactive mind - trained and habituated to seek certainties - from which it draws imagined safety and comfort. Gauri's concurrent affirming and negating of phenomena (mind, person and enlightenment thereof) is in accord with the quantum state, which lies below even the subliminal threshhold of ordinary perception and experience, where existence and non-existence are indistinguishable, along with their witness.

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  41. Dear Scary Chum of RC
    You really think Richard is a great and powerful man, hmm? That he will speak to the collector and see; a miracle happens, suddenly all the traffic is gone, finally you can visit the Ashram, the streetlights work perfectly and everybody is happy and will fall at his feet and bless the great man.

    I am sorry to disappoint you. This is India and events take their own way. If you want to change anything you need a lot of cash to bribe people in high places.

    Maybe Richard could ask his chum Nithya for advice, he has a lot of experience. But I advise him to go back to the US. There is so much useful work to be done there among the poor, the deluded and the mistreated. He might even save that wretched country from extinction.

    You can not have been in Tiru very long if you don't know that there is a very nice traffic-free path from Ramanashram to Skandashram and then down to the temple. Actually I doubt that you are in Tiru at all.

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  42. So you are asking me to go up the mountain and then down some in the wee hours of the morning - sometimes night when I do girivalam. I don't think you are indian at all. The dead give-away is that you have an anti-indian attitude. Indians don't have it

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  43. Bloody 'ell it's the Punch and Judy show! When you two have finished beating each other about the head, can we get back to the really important business of who Nithy and his ilk are shagging, bribing, extorting etc etc ...

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  44. I meant to say Firefly anon's anti-US attitude. I wrote anti-indian by mistake altho Firefly anon may be harboring anger against one and all.

    Yes, Chi Ting Master, back to Nity. Where is he? Out of jail, going thru medical tests to see if he is boy or girl, promising more money for his charitable works in the Madurai area (we know what that means, dont we?) ... anything new after that?

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  45. Firefly is straight upfront and forthright. He pulls no punches and above all calls a spade a spade. I find his comments brutally honest refreshing, insightful, and well argued. I urge him to submit regular opinions for the benefit of the readers, he is able to identify and offer solutions in the face of mutinous perfidious and seditious trends engulfing Tirunachala.

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  46. Did you hear? Chi-Ting Master said back to Nity.

    For the record, I didn't ask Firefly anon to stop posting. I would never do that. I like his/her postings. I just want him/her to come up with a solution for the traffic problem on the outer girivalam path. The path should be for those who walk, not for vehicles. Don't you think? What to do?

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  47. Latest Nithya news

    Swami Nithyananda was booked by the Madurai Police for violation of the wildlife act, after a complaint was lodged against the controversial Godman that he was seen seated on tiger skins spread over elephant tusks at the Madurai mutt. Being an "animal" himself, it is strange that he has no respect for other animals, or maybe because he is an "animal" ...

    And "Scary Chum" ... yes go up and down the mountain a few times, that might cleanse your confused state and you might be able to write a more or less coherent comment instead of the utterly silly verbiage you produce now. And I have no anger against anyone, not even rotten Yanks (I am not like that angry toad Sister Klaus). I just report plain facts and you can't handle that.

    P.S. I love the traffic in Tiru, it brings so much life to the streets.

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  48. Have any of you dimwits noticed the absence of Sister Klaus? Seems very suspicious to me.

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  49. Holy Batmobile where is the transgendered Robin?

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  50. My absence is easily explained. I was investigating a case of the utmost importance. With increasing suspicion I noticed that some silly Anons and an idiot called Firefly have been polluting and besmirching this excellent blog with their continuous babble and niggling about Tiru’s super buffoon Richard Clarke AND that Kevinanda seems to approve of and encourage this sordid behaviour. See how much was written about Clarke - pros and cons - all adding to his weight and so making him the most important man in Tiru.

    The burning question is why Kevinanda allows this blog to degenerate to the farcical level of Murdoch's Sun newspaper. Why would he conspire with a toad like Clarke, what’s in it for him?

    This blog is going to the dogs. We demand an explanation of his Holiness as to whether the rumour is true that he has sold his soul to the Devil Clarke. Are they secretly embarking on a hybrid merger between Chi-ting and Clarke's silly blog: to create a Monster Blog that controls all the Tiru news and gossip ... How much money was involved and who slept with who because it is always about bloody fuckin’ money!

    We feel deeply hurt that all these 'malversations' are going on behind the backs of the faithful Chi-ting fans. The other rumour is that the 2 suspects are actually blood-drinking, shape- shifting reptilian humanoids from the Alpha Draconis star system who are the force behind a worldwide conspiracy against humanity. Now, that is an even more serious accusation because it means that they are in the same boat with crooks like Nithyananda, Premananda, Mooji, Madhukar, Suddhananda etc, all well known Reptilians.

    Bloody hell!

    There is only one thing to do Kevinanda ... Prove your innocence or confess and repent. Otherwise I have to resign as a member of this impoverished blog and withdraw to my cave on the southern slope of Arunachala for sadhana and correction.

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  51. Welcome back Sherlock. How did your ayahuasca retreat go and did you finally manage to integrate your shadow side?

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  52. C'mon everyone knows Richard Clarke is Kevinanda. It is SO obvious!

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  53. Richard Clarke is like the Roman god Janus (he of the 2 faces). One side do-gooding and moralising, the other simultaneously and secretly orchestrating the Chi-Ting blog and the Luciferian child sacrificing cult of Club Cthulhu - of which he is the kingpin and mastermind!

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  54. That is a weak and cowardly defence Kevji, or rather no defence at all. You throw in some cryptic words and think that will solve the problem. You’re wrong. My LOVE for Sister Klaus tells me she is right and I am not being sentimental. You are accused of serious crimes and you blatantly ignore that. This shows your arrogance and how you despise truth. You might be Richard Clarke but that makes it even worse because then you've been cheating on your Chi-ting fans for all these years. I have only one word for that: DISGUSTING. You really are a cheating bastard.

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  55. Sister Klaus Apitakuchambalammal = Sister,Klaus = Lucrezia Borgia = Nurse Strict duh!!

    If Kevji is Richard Clarke then where is the problem in making him the most important man in Tiruvannamalai. If Richard (or Kevji) can get Tiru cleaned up and get a safe path built between the main temple to Bangalore Road via Ramanasramam (that doesn't involve walking up the hill and down some) so be it.

    If they can get traffic rerouted so that pedestrians can reclaim the girivalam path, they are even more important in my books.

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  56. You just don't get it, do you?

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  57. The only scandal of Nuttynanda I see as any of my business is the environmental mess round at Kanapa temple. It shows something is not right, but such is life, the whole of area is a planning and aesthetic nightmare now and is heading south at quite a rate. The comments on this site seem quite in keeping with the lowering of tone, you are not to blame, you are a product of your environment. Jesus loves you all and will forgive you.

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  58. Again the fuckin' "Scary Scum" moron. Why don’t you retire to a quiet desert, like Death Valley: no roads, no traffic, no Fireflies and other annoying creatures. You will be so happy there and we don't have to read the rubbish that you write.

    And yes, you think you are clever and have worked it all out. "Duh", you must be a bloody arrogant Yank. They think they know everything, even though they are the stupidest people in the world.

    My humble opinion is that I don’t know, but this affair worries me, I have to meditate on it for a while.

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  59. All this nitpicking between the chi-ting heavyweights, the who is who game, the false accusations, the suspicions, makes me feel that it is really Nithyananda sowing unrest and confusion here, by using his tantric black magic powers, to destroy this blog because this blog is clearly a threat to his empire of lust and greed.

    He tried it before with the woman Aarti, who was raped by him, his former henchman Dharmananda (Lenin Karuppan) and with the people behind the “truth about Nithyananda” blog, who by the way published a new funny update about the dirty avatar at……

    nithyananda-cult.blogspot.com

    Then, firefly and the scary chum should be banned from the comments, they are probably henchmen from Nithyananda and are just there to add more and more confusion and delusion to the blog and besides it’s probably only one person.

    So beloved chi-ting members, bury the tomahawk, smoke a peace pipe, perform a puja at the big temple, clean up the commentators and come back to the real world, we need you.

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  60. Well, Sister Klaus went to Osho Rajneesh in Pune 1 and didn't see that he was a (gifted)fraud.Then he went to Poonja in Lucknow and didn't see that he was a (moron) fraud.Then he met Nityananda 7 years ago and didn't see that he was (a plagiarist of Osho)fraud.I hope he will get more viveka when he will be able to face himself honestly,and ruthlessly.

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  61. You are still caught up in arguing about who is a fraud and who is not. This is a game for girls. All are the Self. If you had any degree of discernment yourself you would know this and not even be bothered.

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  62. If you really realized that all is the Self you would not even touch this blog.I have enough discernment to understand that you are making statements - all are the Self- that you are not experiencing:so I call you hypocrite.

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  63. Nor would you! We are both hypocrites! So what?!! After separation passes, what happens, happens: not touching the blog, touching the blog, saying you wouldn't touch it and saying you would. You definitely don't understand that! You pompous fool!

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  64. Yes I went to Pune 1 and saw that Osho was a gifted fraud and no I did not go to Poonja in Lucknow because I was already here and there was no need to go elsewhere. And yes I saw Nithyananda once in his first gig and it was fun. I can face myself honestly, also the mistakes I obviously make. Isn’t that called viveka?

    So, what do YOU see if YOU look in the mirror? ...

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  65. I appreciated your answer,Sister Klaus,it was a simple honest answer.To answer your question about what I see when I look in the mirror...it changes all the time...Unfortunately I do not see the immutable Self,unlike that hypocrite anonymous who calls me pompous fool.

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  66. This post was on Nithy. Sister K, I hope you realize that there is more than one anon. I have only been called hee-hee anon and scary chum by firefly who wants everyone else to disappear. Don't know why

    Nithy must be laughing!

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  67. Is Sister Klaus Apitakuchambalammal a friend of Chris Jackson?

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  68. There has been no news about Nithyananda. Has he been behaving himself?

    I don't mind Nithy wearing his gold crown but it really bothers me that he wears the rudraksha mala and orange robes to jail. They are sacred symbols and he takes them so lightly.

    Ditto for all the shiva lingas out in the open. That is not how it is meant to be. I can only imagine what misfortune would have befallen its sponsors. We already know what it has done to Nithy.

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  69. Dear Scary Scum of RC and Nithyananda: I saw you in a shop this morning. You talk the way you write, awesome. I am ashamed that people like you exist. This is my last advice to you ... fuck off and get lost!

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  70. Firefly,

    You dont own this world or Tiru or this blog to tell people what to do. I suggest you move on. Go some place else where there will accept you and how you disrupt discussions.

    For the record you said:
    " Apeetha is an ugly, silly, sour, disappointed old hag.
    -Kevin’s a petty old swindler.
    -Sister Klaus is a woman’s wet fantasy, a boring, arrogant, deranged old tart."
    You wanted Richard Clark gone from Tiru as well.

    Conclusion: I think you are very unhappy, miserable in your life.

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  71. Are you two married by any chance? Maybe you should both go to the Gate and surrender to Saradamma's regime of no sex, no bad mouthing and live a life of utmost purity!

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  72. If they can get traffic rerouted so that pedestrians can reclaim the girivalam path ... Well that is never going to happen. This is because the walkway, the purpose built pavement that now runs all the way from the Chengham Road intersection to the Velore Road intersection was purposefully built so that all traffic would no longer have to be rerouted away from the Girivalam path for the full moon pradakshina which was always formerly the case but sadly is no more. The logic behind this is simply that now that there is a walkway off the road for pilgrims to use, there is no need for them to walk on the road, hence traffic can continue at all times unobstructed. People still walk in the road and parts of the walkway get obstructed by stall holders, temporary dwellers etc. but that is of no consequence for the traffic. So end of story. And I did not read about this in one of those helpful blogs for visitors. I just figured it out for myself.

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  73. O well, not any movement from Kevinanda’s side! No regret, no announcements about his relationship with Mr Clarke and the shape-shifting reptilians - or what he is going to do about the degeneration of this blog to gutter press level or lower. This silence is really very alarming and annoying. Does he really think he can get away with it, like Nithyananda and Madhukar? …The bloody arrogance.

    And still these 2 idiots are slapping each other in the face all the time. What a disgrace, the Scary Chum anon mentioned that Firefly disrupts discussions: that might be true but to which discussions do you actually refer and what was your input in these discussions, Mr and Mrs Chum? I haven't seen any discussions these last 2 posts. Just incoherent babble and kindergarten blah, blah, blah. These 2 phonies should get a red card and a punch on the nose!

    There was one intelligent Anon mentioning the possibility that Nithyananda is the source of the deranged state of this blog, which seems a reasonable possibility to me. But again no reaction from the Chi-Ting Master. We don’t know what to believe anymore. There are some really fishy things going on. The smell of rotten potatoes is ruling this blog.

    This is my last warning Mr K. Show yourself or I will be forced to hand over my resignation papers.

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  74. Dear Sister,
    Remember I am the Chi-Ting Master. Therefore I am an initiate of the highest levels of bullshit and blarney. Anyway if your true identity had been exposed as Richard Clarke wouldn't you want to keep a low profile? It's a bit like being caught in flagrante delicto while sexually abusing a sheep!

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  75. There is no pathway between the Main temple to Chengham Road. That is what I would like and I may very well get it. Wait and see.

    Sister K, I didn't write: "Firefly disrupts discussions" The Chi Ting Master, as owner/moderator of this blog has the capability to put words in our comments.

    BTW, this post was about Nity but comments from Firefly and a few others are never on the subject. Noticed that?

    It is too bad you all couldn't come to my party last night. We had a lot of fun, a lot of dancing, good music and great food. You all were missed.

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  76. If I was exposed as Richard Clarke (the most important man in Tiru), I would go and fuck all the sheep on the hill and their shepherds too with a red flag in my arse ... I mean, such an honor and a glory befalls me not every day - being just a simple firefly - shy to come out into the light, condemned to live in the dark.

    You see, Scary Scum, not everybody is so exalted like you, living on the highest spiritual level, drinking tea with Tiru’s crème de la crème in Shanti cafe. Some have to crawl in the dark, in the stinking mud ... But being miserable and unhappy is my natural state, as mentioned by Nisargadatta Maharaj. I am perfectly OK with that. If people like you have a problem with that and you still think that there is a difference between a dog and the man who eats the dog, you are a long way from home!

    Look within and find your dark side and see that there is not one iota of difference between us!

    P.S. If you hide between the sheep I might also give you a good shag by accident, you’ll love it ...

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  77. Never seen any sheep around Arunachala, lots of goats though!

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  78. Firefly: Earlier you wrote "I am ashamed that people like you exist"

    Then " Look within .........and see that there is not one iota of difference between us!

    Does that mean you are ashamed YOU exist? Ummm. :-)

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  79. Can you imagine the sheer existential horror of waking up one day to discover that you are really Richard Clarke! It's too awful for words, like some warped identity swap that has escaped from the amphetamine addled prose of Philip K Dick!

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  80. Sheep are brown, goats are black in Tamil Nadu.

    Yes I am ashamed that I exist, as I stated before: "being miserable and unhappy is my natural state, as mentioned by Nisargadatta Maharaj. I am perfectly OK with that." Ummm 

    In at least 2 comments I gave interesting and up-to-date news about Nithyananda ... looking at the Scary Scum comments I cannot find anything interesting about Nithya, just some silly babble and the rest is about useless paths. Sorry I missed your party, Scary Scum. It must have been heavenly with all your enlightened friends.

    I spent that night on the burning grounds with my friend Glow Worm, an interesting character and although she is shy, I might introduce her some time.

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  81. http://www.prweb.com/releases/prweb2012/7/prweb9677394.htm#.T_k9HM78WSI.email

    "More than Half Million People express their respects and gratitude on the auspicious day of the traditional Guru Poornima celebrations by visiting the Nithyananda Dhyanapeetam Ashram in Tiruvannamalai. His Holiness Paramahamsa Nithyananda delivered the 2012 Guru Poornima message by reminding his disciples and followers that persecution is a spiritual challenge which almost all revolutionary masters and their followers will inevitably need to face."

    Now, that’s the spirit Nithya, although I don’t really understand why you as a Divine Being need a spiritual challenge ... Or do you admit here, by accident, that you are actually just on the first rung of the spiritual ladder?

    But I admire your stamina. When the nasty world is out there to nail you, you simply carry on and creep out of the sewer for another glorious moment. (One small correction in this article; it should be: "More then half a million people walked past Nithy’s ashram, during the full moon pradakshina" ... but who cares about the truth anyway?)

    Scary Scum, why could you not come up with news like this? You must be too scared to leave your house because there are no safe roads and paths to walk on. So you fill your time with jolly parties, useless conversations with your exalted friends, and writing silly comments on this blog. What a miserable life you have!

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  82. Firefly: If knocking down others is all you know how to do, I suggest you keep your awareness within yourself. You can knock yourself down as many times you like :-)

    See I don't come up with newsreports that people would have seen on the news, I come up with brilliant analysis and ideas.

    You will eat crow when my wish for a safe path between the main temple and Bangalore Road becomes a reality.

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  83. in his latest post R.CLARKE appoints himself as ramanashram's publicist,visitor advisory specialist,trumpating his bugle,as stridently as his pushy style compels him.

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  84. Safe paths are boring, safe paths are for losers, safe paths are for the ones who don’t want to take any risk. Safe paths are for the mental, physical and spiritual disabled. For the ones with the adventurous spirit, with the open mind, with the wobbling knees, there is only wild open space: challenging and potentially dangerous.

    But I see that is not for you, being scared and feeble minded. I can understand that. Don’t worry, I feel sorry for you. You miss the best. I’m happy you finally show some sense of irony because this is what this blog is all about. But urm, sorry, I haven’t seen any of your brilliant analysis and ideas. Can you please mention where I can find this (no paths please)?

    I like to eat crows. They are delicious, like lizards and peacocks ... and yeah, I like to knock down ridiculous, obnoxious Anons. It's my divine duty and really, they ask for it.

    I assure you, there will be no totally useless, safe path between the temple and the Chengam Road. I will break it down with my own bare hands. The ONLY useful, not too safe, path would be between Pachaiammankoil and Skandashramam via Tortoise Rock, if that rings a bell to you. Maybe you can even guess why ... RC can do a really fine job there.

    This is it! I consider our useless conversations closed. Maybe we'll meet again in another post, Inshallah, IF Kevinji regains his balance. Let's hope for the best!

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  85. agree with firefly re his proposed path via tortoise rock,under R.C's auspices....it would be fitting to inscribe into that rock a dedication to R.C untiring, selfless unstinting giving in the service of arunachala.a trail blazer.ground breaker,and indefatiguable path finder,a visionary pioneer,who tamed the wild hill and rendered it safe for one and all......IT WOULD ENSURE HIS ETERNAL LEGACY/

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  86. I hope Tortoise rock (amai parai to us tamils) does'nt turn into an obelisk or a cenotaph laudinng the exploits of that FLIBBERTIGIBET AND HIS PHOTOGRAPHIC FETISHES.,,,,a gibbet could offer a better outcome in exorcising his goblins,and the giblets fed to some hungry goats,while nithyananda's fans chant the prescribed mantras for such occassion.

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  87. Pic of Nithy

    http://news.oneindia.in/2012/07/10/blore-nithyananda-again-may-face-arrest-summon-issued-1032605.html

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  88. Nithy hires PR man to handle our own Chi Ting Master, Sri Sri Kevinji


    http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/entertainment/tv/Nithyananda-hires-PR-man-who-handled-Hrithik-Priyanka/articleshow/16515267.cms

    With his image taking a severe beating due to controversies surrounding him in the last few years, self-styled godman Swami Nithyananda is going for an image makeover.

    He has hired one of the men best qualified for the job — Dale Bhagwagar, the publicist who has worked with Bollywood actors like Hrithik Roshan, Priyanka Chopra and Shilpa Shetty, besides being a PR manager for big-budget movies like Don and Rock On.

    The swami, who was in the eye of a storm after a sex scandal, managed to become the head of the Aadheenam Peetam in Tamil Nadu, but has faced rough weather since. In an attempt to repair his tattered reputation, he has hired Bhagwagar as his personal spokesperson.

    Bhagwagar, who founded the Dale Bhagwagar Media Group, had worked with the controversial Celebrity Big Brother in London when Shilpa Shetty was one of the contestants.

    Bhagwagar's media group has been initiating media manoeuvres such as image-building, brand management, crisis management and makeovers in Bollywood. According to sources, the swami was asked to look for someone who could help him maintain better relations with the media.

    His VVIP devotees recommended Bhagwagar's name to the godman. Apparently impressed with the way Bhagwagar had handled Bigg Boss contestants, including Rakhi Sawant, Kashmeera Shah, Sambhavna Seth, Sherlyn Chopra, and Diana Hayden, the swami had no hesitation in getting him aboard.

    Having decided that Bhagwagar would be his pointsman, the swami has instructed his devotees to stop all interactions with the media and to leave everything to him.

    Acknowledging that he was indeed working with the swami, Bhagwagar told us, "The Nithyananda Dhyana Peetham contacted me and a contract was finalised recently. Now, I am the swami's personal spokesperson. I will be looking after all his media-related matters."

    Bhagwagar, who has been in the business for 14 years, and before that, was a journalist for 12 years, said he was happy working with Nithyananda. "I have worked closely with the stars and with the Big Boss contestants. I will also handle Swami Nithyananda in a professional manner," he said.

    On reports that Nithyananda was appearing on India's biggest reality show, Bigg Boss, Bhagwagar said, "It is true the godman has been approached earlier, but it's too early to either confirm or deny it."

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