Friday, January 7, 2011

A time of ill omen

Yea verily t'is the time of doom and gloom, the lull before the storm ...

Yes Dear Ones, the news you have been longing for has arrived. That Avatar of the Apocalypse and fearsome dominatrix, Sunanda Whitehouse, the Icon of Moral Rejuvenation has risen from her deathly slumber and the Second Coming of the Most Righteous One is upon us. The eerie cackling of menopausal matrons, the manic clicking of sharpened knitting needles and the massed cry of: "I'll have two sugars in my tea darling!"

If you are of the male gender, flee town before the wrath of her beady gaze and the lash of her stiletto-point tongue dismembers your manhood!

A phalanx of grumpy grannies have been seen massing at the Samadhi of Sunanda (next to the kennel for the Christian doggies) at the Quo Vadis Christian World Domination Centre.

Be afraid, be very afraid!


  1. This is a well known quote from the bible, quite apt here "Watch out for false prophets. They come to you in sheep's clothing but inwardly they are ferocious wolves ... "

  2. Yes, that's a great quote and I've used it before at the end of "The Curse of Neo-Adavaita". Ironically that sums up the limitation of a blog like this, how often can you hit these idiots with the same criticism however pertinent and true it may be? That is the main reason why the output of the blog is so erratic, unless I feel the spontaneous upsurge of a bit of "Grievous Bodily Harm" I don't write.

  3. deja who?

    You've probably heard of "deja vu," the illusion of having
    previously experienced a situation that is happening now.

  4. It's not a matter of "who": nobody has the deja vu. The person who experiences this is just an appearance, like a flickering light from a Lumiere brothers' silent flick, hardwired into Inception!

  5. We really need more of Sunanda in this place. Tiru has gone to the dogs ...