Guru gossip and cultural cataclysm in Tiruvannamalai, South India
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
Elvis the alien ...
Hey ho let's go!
Is that a new guru just arriving in town? Looks like he's heading straight for those Auro-vile munchie bars just near the check out at the Ramana Rip off Supermarket. What is he doing here at this time of year, the real weirdos only come at Christmas with lump-of-lard Mooji and his Goan refugees. Maybe he escaped from a 1950s' sci-fi movie and just got lost, or is a more sinister plot afoot? (World domination, genocide, lots of shopping and all the usual bullshit!) Our intrepid investigative reporter approached Dead Elvis to try and cull a quote from this man of mystery. But all he could do was mumble: "Viva Las Vegas!" Is it a mantra? Will busloads of whackjobs with poodles on their heads invade Tiru? We await events with baited breath but our suspicion is that the End Time has begun and it's gonna get really weird!