Sabotage attempt on the Chi-Ting website!
The world of Chi-Ting has been stunned by the news that Icon of Moral Rejuvenation Sunanda Whitehouse has been assassinated. Sinister reactionary forces deliberately implanted a deadly cybervirus in the image of Ms Whitehouse but were quickly liquidated by the awesome Chi-Ting powers of Sri Sri SRI Kevinandaji.
Distraught grumpy grannies have been laying wreaths outside the Quo Vadis Interfaith Centre. Was she taken out by another Born Again or was she whacked by one of Real Estate Radha's mob? (Gang Supremo Medusa Ma was known to be violently jealous of Sunanda's cult status!) Other suspects include Papaji Policewoman Chandi Devi in collusion with a donkey from Texas called Chuck. (Did the donkey shag her to death? How bestial can this sordid drama get! For Chuck's mugshot, see the Comments section under The Curse of Neo Advaita).
Sunanda will now be laid out in state. Paramilitary troops have been drafted in to deal with all eventualities. To these agent provocateurs: THANX for underlining the FACT that we are hitting the mark! Ms Whitehouse will live on just like this website, her voice will never be silenced. She is a martyr to the cause of Chi-Ting. Her legacy will be legendary!