Sabotage attempt on the Chi-Ting website!
The world of Chi-Ting has been stunned by the news that Icon of Moral Rejuvenation Sunanda Whitehouse has been assassinated. Sinister reactionary forces deliberately implanted a deadly cybervirus in the image of Ms Whitehouse but were quickly liquidated by the awesome Chi-Ting powers of Sri Sri SRI Kevinandaji.
Distraught grumpy grannies have been laying wreaths outside the Quo Vadis Interfaith Centre. Was she taken out by another Born Again or was she whacked by one of Real Estate Radha's mob? (Gang Supremo Medusa Ma was known to be violently jealous of Sunanda's cult status!) Other suspects include Papaji Policewoman Chandi Devi in collusion with a donkey from Texas called Chuck. (Did the donkey shag her to death? How bestial can this sordid drama get! For Chuck's mugshot, see the Comments section under The Curse of Neo Advaita).
Sunanda will now be laid out in state. Paramilitary troops have been drafted in to deal with all eventualities. To these agent provocateurs: THANX for underlining the FACT that we are hitting the mark! Ms Whitehouse will live on just like this website, her voice will never be silenced. She is a martyr to the cause of Chi-Ting. Her legacy will be legendary!
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She had it coming. It wuz the Donkey wot dunnit!
ReplyDeleteExterminate with extreme prejudice!
ReplyDeleteIn common with Mark Twain, Kev, the report of my death has been greatly exaggerated. And anyway we all know there is no death, just another kind of being....
ReplyDeleteWow a voice from beyond the grave, should we hold a seance or is it a sinister impersonation?
ReplyDeleteThank God Sunanda is still alive! Those nasty Quo Vadis people trying to kill you! Sunanda you are the best!
ReplyDeleteIt's not a Donkey it's 'The Golden Ass'. Have you morons never read 'The Metamorphoses' by Lucius Apuleius! If you had you would have discovered that our Texan friend is a devotee of the Goddess Isis who has been turned into a divine mule for excessive horniness. His seduction of Sunanda was an active attempt to seek redemption and regain his human form.
ReplyDeleteWhat's with poor Sunanda's mausoleum/headstone?
ReplyDeleteDoes she keep coming back from the beyond? Endless reincarnation and endless death?
I've counted at least four versions to date--let the old bird rest, she's more than earned it in my book.
Hi Ellen, urr your right. We got a bit obsessive in our attempt to deify the legendary Sunanda (like building monuments to Rameses the very Great!). It all get a bit 'Psycho-Killer qu'est-ce que c'est' in the engine room of our monstrous blog sometimes! But we promise to behave and not meddle with her anymore!
ReplyDeleteWE MISS Sunanda whitehouse. She was really great. Isn't it time she had her resurrection: there are so many swags who she could give a good bashing!
ReplyDeleteYeah, Sunanda rocked! We miss her too...
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