Sunday, November 9, 2008

David Icke comes to town!


Our deep cover agent inside the Ramana Ashram, has just informed us that famed Illuminati conspiracy theorist David Icke has been seen patrolling Ramana's samadhi in the main hall. He even brought his own deck chair to relax in the meditation room. Is he looking for shape-shifting reptilians there? The plot thickens with the news that Mother Meera is giving darshan in Tiru this coming Thursday evening. Is she a little scaly beneath her sari? Is the Witchfinder General, Mr Icke, on her case?

All will be revealed in the next exciting episode of Chi-Ting Apocalypse ...

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