Sunday, November 2, 2008

Jacqueline does Oprah


Our undercover agent has just reported that local literary luminary Jacqueline Maria Longstaff (see full details in October's Book Review) is set to appear on the Oprah Winfrey Show.

Will this be the start of global acclaim und geld for our Jacqueline, whose quaint concept of a cosmic airport is set to explode across the worlds consciousness (A place where women can give birth and a place for people to die! Urrr ... sounds like a fluffy paradise for the confused over 50s!) Will she follow the example of Angelology expert Doreen Virtue and make a donations-funded tour of all the plastic surgeons in the San Fran Bay area?

We await events with baited breath!

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