Thursday, January 1, 2009

In memoriam 2008

England 4 Croatia 1: Chi-Ting Devotees celebrate!

Chi-Ting Devotees had much to cheer about in 2008. First came the collapse of the world stock market and the ensuing Crisis of Capitalism. Then the news broke in October that Karl Renz was not giving satsang in Tiruvannamalai this year (well, not officially but his recent activities at Usha's restaurant are highly dubious to say the least and just go to prove what a little Chi-Ting runt he is!) And just when it couldn't get any better, there came the undoubted highlight of the year: England's demolition of Croatia in Zagreb, as these lads will joyously testify!

Breaking news: Karl Renz will now be giving satsang from Jan 1st for one week. Any devotees who wish to make use of our encyclopedic knowledge of the Anarchists' Cookbook, please contact us at

Let's give Karl a New Year's bang he won't ever forget!


  1. YO, beers up, buy us a tinnie yer bastard!

  2. "Perhaps a little cyanide in Usha's
    buffet would be more subtle than semtex..."